Basically a baby
No joke my wife did this to our baby when he was sick. Used one of those straw gizmos that are supposed to make it safe, but it didn’t filter out whatever he had, and she spent like half a year coughing.
My wife has done this for my ears when they have become clogged. I’m grateful for her efforts, but when it’s been bad enough to justify the action, it’s never helped.
I decided to try this with my gf, now am homeless, please help
Now this. This is beautiful. To have that level of intimacy to share each other’s burdens. Ah, it makes one envious
Omg I hate you so much have an upvote.
dude what the fuck, I was just trying to enjoy my night
Yea dude wtf, I was just trying to enjoy his night as well
I want other to see this, so they too will suffer. +1
Blow some of those nose goobers into her vertical smile all the joys of a good cream pie but none of the pesky pregnancy risk.
Damnit everybody knows you do that with your eyes closed smh my head. Now it’s awkward.
Plot Twist: His name is Navage
It has the consistency of egg drop soup, and the flavor.
Hey fuck you egg drop soup is amazing
You haven’t lived until you have experienced the warm salty velvety experience of pure analog olfactory organ soup.
Why did my brain run this simulation.
Why did God curse us with imagination in all of our senses?!
Because LOL that’s why.
Fuck yourself (upvote)
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