Higher resolution edit:
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.
NOOOOO!
gods fuck, what a day to have eyes
(i bet that would feel amazing tho)
OP, never delete this.
I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.
Know my trauma, children.
Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.
You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.
Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.
Thanks, I hate it.
Also, quality shitpost.
how to suicide somebody else ?
When your job suck so much that anything is a better alternative.
As someone who’s aromantic, asexual, and doesn’t like kissing and sex etc: this seems about the same level as kissing on the mouth to me. Definitely less yuck than sex to my brain. Kinda funny seeing all these reactions
I’m asexual as well. However I don’t find sex repugnant at all. I do enjoy it, I just have no interest in it. Is there a different term for those two different types of asexuality?
Yep! Sex-favorable, sex-indifferent, and sex-repulsed/averse. Some people say sex-positive/neutral/negative, but sex-positive is already a thing with a different meaning, so you can be sex-positive and sex-averse at the same time
Ah thanks. I guess I’m indifferent. My wife keeps fretting that when she has sex with her boyfriend that it bothers me. Far from it. They could fuck in front of me and I wouldn’t care at all. We’ve been together for 10 years and she still doesn’t understand that I don’t do jealousy or envy.
I read aromatic there… Kind of fitted tbh
