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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    You will want thick gloves, a thick towel, and a container with lid to insert the cat into. Beans is not declawed, and knows you will struggle to maneuver under the bed. You may need a spray bottle of water as well.

    Good luck.

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      The thick gloves protect you while you grab Beans and put him in the container.
      And it’s just always a good idea to carry a towel.

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      Fuck it, I’m getting another chicken.

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        Beats getting another hand.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      But claws are the fun part!

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      declawed

      I haven’t yet had my fingertips snipped off either. Lovely euphemism for “mutilation of extremities”.

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        Me, looking up what declawing actually does: wtf that’s not declawing, that’s amputation!

        Reading further: “can lead to behavioural issues” no shit, you don’t say…

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        Do you just go around looking to be offended?

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          In this instance I agree with his point though. I don’t see you walking around without fingertips.

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            On a whole I don’t support any sort of unnecessary bodily modification, declawing, tail bobbing, circumcisions, or whatever.

            What bothers me is when people find it necessary to interject some unneeded drivel because of some passing word that’s a perfectly well accepted term.

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              It’s not unneeded. A lot of people don’t understand what declawing actually is or haven’t put thought into the harm it causes. They just think it’s a harmless way to protect their furniture.

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          Fuck you. Clipping animals to make them more human friendly is atrocious.

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            Where did literally anybody support declawing cats.

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              They answered yes while creating a reason to be offended for having to answer yes.

              Can’t make this shit up. Impotent rage is some people’s identity.

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          I take offense to that.

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          No, I’m just a guy who doesn’t hate cats.

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            I take offense to that. I’m a guy who hates cats but still doesn’t think they should be declawed.

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              Right on, brother!

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