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Fedora
Proxmox?
Which would make this ESXI?
Especially since it’s on its way out.
BedrockLinux?
???Or probably more accurately one of these BYOVs:
I think you do not know what BedrockLinux is.
You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)
No, I’m just old 😢
Or maybe yes, I’m just old idk 😭
Linux From Scratchthe finnish origins of both makes it extra good
fun game!
Arch is kinda more like looking at a catalogue of parts.
Endevour is the same catalogue of parts, but with a flier inserted with a “recommmended loadout” where you can just check some boxes and get whatever it was you wanted, but the doors there to sawzall the trunk off and attach a cargo box if you want.
Gentoo is just a pile of steel and aluminum beams, a few drums of oil, a cow, and a note that reads “Good luck.”
That’s lfs. Gentoo is a kit car like the Blakley Bearcat.
Edit: I’m gonna go read Gary Paulsen books now
Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that’s actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!
1995 Toyota Hilux
Please…
No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.
Best episode they ever did.
Agreed
All i see is a technical waiting to be born.
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a technical, is in fact, GNU/Technical, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Technical.
That fits the vibe of Debian very well!
devuan
I can’t remember the name of it, but there’s one type of inexpensive small truck that I see people wishing for in the US constantly. Very utilitarian and barebones function over form. That would be a good fit.
That’s the one!
These kinds of trucks are called kei trucks.
Alpine?
Kei Truck
Ehhh, I think Debian should be like a 10-15 year old civic or something. You know an “ol’ reliable” type. It isn’t up to date and it’s not flashy, but it works and it works well.
Mint would probably be like a 2 year older version but with a fresh coat of paint and a lifted suspension.
Why is kali always in these memes? Does anyone actually use it?
no way a 50s chevy is debian.
debian would actually be a boring but super practical camry or something.
J.R. ‘BoB’ Dobbs uses Slackware:
Tho’ sometimes he’ll drive:
gentoo is just a bunch of metal
What’s Ubuntu? A Tesla?
Nah NixOS is a picture of a factory automatically making cars
“I want to change the radio station, get me a new car!”
3D printing cars.
More exactly, the typewriter used to send commands to the car factory. Steampunk style
That’s actually a realy good comparison!
Needs a picture of an open pit mine for Gentoo.
Is that not LFS?
but I already have an ebike, I don’t need a car
My question is why the archlinux oci image is so massive. Isn’t arch support to be minimal
And it is amazing btw!
