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I felt the same way but also the shock value of the PSA might just save someone too. It’s definitely a gray area this time around, I think.
I’m glad it’s just the xray at least.
Yep! Form follows function, hence, I need my pockets. XD
This is an absolutely hilarious episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Worth a watch! :D
Don’t worry, a not-insignificant number of users probably use “Forgot Password?” every time because they can’t keep track of the correct one. Lol
I suspect this is why we started to see all those “use a temporary password instead” options lately. XD


Mine was studying global information stuff in school. Mainly used a software called “ArcGIS.”
I called it “Arc-jiss.” Which she laugh-hated because it sounds like “Arc-jizz.” XD


Yeah, you might use it to spy on your enemies to great advantage, but your mind is basically wide open for the Dark Lord’s data harvesting.
You know, the name is perfect! Why it has any customers at all is the mystery that shames the concept of human intelligence.


As far as I know those are all this asshole’s ideas too. He’s got some hedge fund called Lembas or something too, among others.
I’m surprised he hasn’t just renamed himself Sauron at this point. (While talking ahout saving the world through his wealth and power, of course.)
Typical villain arc: Some self-absorbed billionaire with a main character complex decides they like a cultural touchstone, completely misses the point ot it, and ruins it for everyone else for their own profit.
Sometimes you get lucky!

The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?
Well…
🎶The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone, The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone, Now shake dem skeleton bones!
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Now shake dem skeleton bones!🎶
Oh geeze that one was just looping noise and screaming and you could hear the damn thing from across the entire warehouse. I felt so bad for the folks working there, it wouldn’t shut up.
…it was also late July or August…
I think the implication is that it’s also safer, since you’re not confronting strangers on their home domain and it’s a smaller area full of witnesses lol.
Although, on the whole, I think the paranoia over trick or treating has been about as productive as the paranoia on tabletop roleplaying games.


Lol sorry amigo I think I’m misunderstood here. Or I misunderstood you, or something.
I’m saying a bunch of the world’s shittiest people (like you depicted in the image) pretend to be God’s friends, and He would definitely deny that they represent Him in any way.
I’m 10,000% against the insufferable monsters that currently infest our higher offices, as I’m sure Jesus would be also, no matter how they vainly wave the Bible around, as if they’d actually bothered to ever read it.
Sorry if I came off combative or anything. I was merely saying they’re claiming to be something they’re not, to capture the right wing “evangelical demographic” that’s become a fascist cult. And it’s disgusting.
So much porn.
Simply because of the built-in web browser or…?


He always chooses the best representation here on earth.
Lol this logic is like everyone going “Wow, BroBot9000, some real quality representation you chose there!”
After a bunch of vile super-rich morons you’ve never met claim to speak for you because they want to ride on your good reputation for their own gain.
EDIT: I think I illustrated this poorly lol. I meant, a bunch of vile super-rich morons claim to represent God. When they’re doing everything they can to be on the fast-track straight to hell where they belong.
They dont sleep, have emotions or get tired.
And they rudely demand your jacket and sunglasses. :(
Iirc, the newer dogs are already water, emp, and small arms resistant.
.50 BMG says “Down,boy. Play dead.”
That’s AWESOME. I hope Nextcloud gets better at this soon. So far I’ve been needing to spend some time renaming the files from 64 character CDN hash names to tags like
"Monkey,gibbon,spin,woop,reaction.gif"It’s worked somewhat well so far if I try to keep it as simple and obvious as possible.