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Cake day: October 24th, 2023

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    • Shows up, does the work.

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    • Ludicrously overpaid but…
    • …Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
    • “Going places.” Maybe not to your competition!
    • “Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!”








  • As far as I know those are all this asshole’s ideas too. He’s got some hedge fund called Lembas or something too, among others.

    I’m surprised he hasn’t just renamed himself Sauron at this point. (While talking ahout saving the world through his wealth and power, of course.)

    Typical villain arc: Some self-absorbed billionaire with a main character complex decides they like a cultural touchstone, completely misses the point ot it, and ruins it for everyone else for their own profit.



  • The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

    Well…

    🎶The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone, The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone, Now shake dem skeleton bones!

    Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Now shake dem skeleton bones!🎶



  • I think the implication is that it’s also safer, since you’re not confronting strangers on their home domain and it’s a smaller area full of witnesses lol.

    Although, on the whole, I think the paranoia over trick or treating has been about as productive as the paranoia on tabletop roleplaying games.


  • Lol sorry amigo I think I’m misunderstood here. Or I misunderstood you, or something.

    I’m saying a bunch of the world’s shittiest people (like you depicted in the image) pretend to be God’s friends, and He would definitely deny that they represent Him in any way.

    I’m 10,000% against the insufferable monsters that currently infest our higher offices, as I’m sure Jesus would be also, no matter how they vainly wave the Bible around, as if they’d actually bothered to ever read it.

    Sorry if I came off combative or anything. I was merely saying they’re claiming to be something they’re not, to capture the right wing “evangelical demographic” that’s become a fascist cult. And it’s disgusting.



  • He always chooses the best representation here on earth.

    Lol this logic is like everyone going “Wow, BroBot9000, some real quality representation you chose there!”

    After a bunch of vile super-rich morons you’ve never met claim to speak for you because they want to ride on your good reputation for their own gain.

    EDIT: I think I illustrated this poorly lol. I meant, a bunch of vile super-rich morons claim to represent God. When they’re doing everything they can to be on the fast-track straight to hell where they belong.