MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoThis MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square212fedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1imageThis MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square212fedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·1 month agoPlot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agoHe was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoCausing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoHe’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate. Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
minus-squaredellish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoHere we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThe aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
Even they wouldn’t want him.
He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.
Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.