Move fast destroy things… ???
Jury’s out on the “fast” part
destroy things… ???
first up, robotaxis.

Hype and wild promises are great at duping investors, apparently.

Don’t worry, Elon will just fire people until the problem is solved. That’ll solve it.
Sounds like they’re putting the swastikart before the horse
Luckily Tesla‘s firsts are always fabricated media spectacles so I don‘t expect this unit there to actually be used.
Do not give Elon one penny.
This is actually smart thinking…
The cyber trucks they produce today, will sit on the lot for years before demand catches up thru backlog. Since all they’re going to do for 3-5 years is sit in a parking lot, they don’t need fancy luxuries like steering wheels or door handles.
I wish that were the truth, unfortunately, Elon has been using his other companies to buy up thousands of cyber trucks, they are unfortunately selling just to himself.
They’re still sitting in parking lots, though.
Maybe by the time they sell, they’ll have it ready 🤔
Are we on Mars yet?
According to the Musk timeline we should be starting construction on a Dyson sphere around about now.
You can sure as shit bet I’m not getting into a FSD tesla. Hell, I probably wouldn’t even get into a normal tesla.
Maybe through the windscreen?

RIP Steve
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