Discord:
Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s
As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.
That’s amazing, that’s the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!
12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?
I was way off!
Are you saying this is a fake id?
It couldn’t possibly be. Don’t you trust a face like that?
Hey I smiled really well for this one.
Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.
“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”
5’4" and 150lbs?
Manlet in the Common family
Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.
Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.
German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍
EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with “Emine Kartal” , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.
My only response was deleting my account and moving on.
That seems like a lot of work. I’m just not going to care at all about my account.
Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.
