

Hon, hon, hon


Hon, hon, hon


Practice, practice, practice. The best stories have been told 100x and the presenter adjusts each new telling to fit the audience.
I know this and still tell stories like the second pane, haha
Something, Something… Kablooie
It’s Milla time!


Zuck looking for an upgrade?
Unfortunately those kids will have misplaced nostalgia for flowery tea seats, but their kids will love the spaceship collection!


Anyone remember before 9-1-1, when you’d need to dial 0 for assistance?
The push for this is interesting, in that I had assumed that their existing telemetry would render this useless. It makes me suspect that like AI, there’s a large gap in what they say they can track and what they actually track.
Insert age verification to fill the gap?


Are you really a rockstar CEO if you’re not throwing money away like all the other CEOs are throwing money away? In fact, you better throw it away harder.


What is the way to get rid of loot boxes?
Are you saying this is a fake id?
Not with that attitude, you won’t be. :)


No one cares if they’re small or unjustly picked on. If they want to beat the charges, they need to announce their own AI trained on the data.
I’ve only had color bleed on its first wash, after that the tags are more like guidelines.


The ghost of Christmas future


Thank you for being so generous!
Telephone booths were still pretty common until the early 90’s


Behind every great fortune there is a great crime
Wait, would those people also get affordable meds?