This is how we achieve fusion. Only way to get that high of temp in an enclosed space
Malcovich? Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich!
Like a regular-sized pizza topped with Bagel Bites
Turtles all the way down
Sorry about the multiple posts I guess the Internet saw the recursion and wanted to post it a bunch
More hot pocket per hot pocket
“Here at Aperture Science, we dare to ask the big questions. We noticed our employees eating Hot Pockets so we bought the company. Now we have Hot Pockets the size of Coney Island hoagies with regular-sized Hot Pockets inside. It’s our way of saying how much we care.
We also irradiated them in the lab to see what would happen. So if you eat one, there is a very slight chance you might start glowing in the dark.”
Next should be Hot Pockets filled with Ice Cubes. Either the frozen water version or the rapper/actor guy is acceptable, I’m not picky.
