Look, lizards are lizards. They had other priorities than looking cute back then. Still have.
Scientifically accurate Watership Down
we used to have bunnies and ducks and one time we were cleaning up the bunny place and transferred rabbits to a nearby coop. The ducks gathered around it and started quacking at bunnies in this bully manner the ducks do - and then one of the ducks stuck their head into the coop and mama bunny fucked up this motherfucker and turned the coop upside down in the process. that duck got the scarface nickname as a result.
Ducks are rapist assholes with monstrous genitals.
for the unaware, look it up, i dare you
they are also incredibly bothersome to look after in general. i’d take chicken or geese all day.
I am convinced that dinosaurs looked completely different than is being guessed with their skeletons.
zero percent fat. Do you even lift, bunny?
Look, all I’m saying is we have no proof that the dinosaurs didn’t drive cars.
It’s
“What * * like” (What it looks like)
OR
“How * *” (How it looks)
It’s never
“How * * like”How is this so fucking hard to get right.
Thank you! I only opened this thread to comment the exact same thing. Glad to know I’m not the only one who felt the need.
Oh my god wait does this mean T-Rex was a cutie-wootie-rootie-patootie? 🥹
technically dinosaurs are giant chicken
Maybe like our murder kittens (Like tiger or lion), maybe… It’s still probably the largest predator on land in history though…
Probably fluffy, cute, and with fancy floppy ears.
scientists:
Check out the coffee table book, All Yesterdays. It’s half reinterpretations of known fossils, half artist renderings of contemporary animals based only on their skeletons. We’re obviously misinterpreting a lot of creatures going just off their skeletons and we’ll never know how they really appeared.
As I recall, this is from the skeleton of a contemporary species of monkey, as an example:
The swan is one of my favourites.
Then when you’re done, check out All Tomorrows to really just cement the nightmare fuel.
That’s cool, thank you for sharing!
Just in case though… let’s prepare the holy hand granade… juuuuust in case…
But to which number you have to count?
Three shall be the numba. No more, no less
cuuuuuutieTheir spines are fascinating. They’re designed to store a lot of potential energy and release it in short bursts.
Rabbits can fuckin’ move, and the biomechanics behind why is absolutely enthralling.
Yet they’re very fragile (the spine) sadly. Same with Guinea pigs.
If you pick them up incorrectly they can fracture their own spine with those kicks
Explains the way they fuck
Artist/authors John Conway and C. M. Kosemen have a book called All Yesterdays about this subject.
He’s also got a very interesting book called All Tomorrows
