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heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Or less knives

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    Chat, it’s normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      If you’re not joking, blood in stool is worth going to the doctor to figure out. It is not worth delaying over as it can be the first sign of colon cancer.

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      Just in case you’re NOT joking, go see a doctor. You have colon cancer.

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        Bright red is fine; it’s the dark, congealed blood you want to worry about. That’s what daddy told me at least :3

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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          Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.

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        Not necessarily, can also be hemorrhoids from too much sitting and a bad diet.
        But you (and I) should definitely see a doctor.

        What causes hemorrhoids?
        Pressure building up in your lower rectum can affect blood flow and make the veins there swell.
        That may happen because of:

        • Pushing when you poop
        • Straining when you do something that’s physically hard, like lifting something heavy
        • Extra weight, like obesity
        • Pregnancy, when your growing uterus presses on your veins
        • A diet low in fiber
        • Anal

        Risk Factors:

        • Too much sitting
        • Age
        • Pregnancy
        • Genetics
      • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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        Thank you for the concern but I am ok.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

  • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev
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    This is me rn frfr

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.

      • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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        And also, drinking more

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.

  • nil@piefed.ca
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    but if you shit together…

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up

    • Chronographs@lemmy.zip
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      If you shit as one you share the fun

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 girls, 1 bowl

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    You need beans.

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    1000008788

    • nil@piefed.ca
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      image

      • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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        The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you’re sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.

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          When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?

          (Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)

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            If someone sticks their butt in my face, they don’t get a free pass cuz their pants aren’t pulled all the way down.

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              Looking at the distance between the multiplayer shitters in the picture, I’m gonna say you’re the one sticking your face in their butt.

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