[Me, entering the office building] *sniff* Oh, $coworker is here today.
And they came through here 2 hours ago.
He left an hour ago too
I can smell when my neighbors opened their door, and I can even give an educated guess when it happened. It’s cigarette smoke in their case though.
Came here to say the same thing. I have a coworker who’s so consistent and heavy-handed with his cologne that I don’t ever have to visually check if he’s in the office or not.
Ever walked past someone and started choking?
Why yes, I have in fact been to the Tacoma Mall. 😁
„They“ is a neutral pronoun you can use to avoid the awkwardness of he/she
They is awkward, “he or she” is totally fine. Fight me
Why would I fight your dirty bad opinion having self? Grow the fuck up and get yourself some help, whether that’s a licensed therapist or maybe a group that you can discuss your problems with.
I do not fight people with opinions that align with fascists unless I intend to finish it, I will not make the mistake of letting someone asking for an ass whooping get back up and go about their day sharing awful takes and making things worse in the name of opinion and point of view.
Lol triggered, blocked
Recently I had a guy deliver a new appliance. The hallway still reeked of his cologne two hours after he left, when he hadn’t been in my house for more than 5 minutes. I didn’t even think that was possible.
When I was around 8 years old, my mother and I took a Greyhound bus across the country to visit the grandparents. We were sat next to a woman who was drenched in perfume. There’s a picture of me sitting next to said woman with my eyes absolutely streaming tears from being so badly irritated.
As I always tell my 9th graders:
„If I can taste your perfume by walking past your classroom, it’s a tad too much.“
Why the fuck are 9th graders wearing perfume?
Have you never once been in or even near a locker room? Blasting an ENTIRE can of axe body spray is something iv yet to find a single country doenst have a equivalent of.
9th grade is high school after all.
I’m asian so we don’t need deodorant
It’s not deodorant, it’s odorant.
To cover up their vapes’ smell
9th grade in the states is high school level. I mean, it’s probably just body sprays, not actual cologne and perfume, and they might be self conscious about body odor being just past or still in puberty?
Kids should act like kids, perfume and cologne should be banned and confiscated in school, there’s no place in children’s schools for these distractions. It will hinder other kids from paying proper attention in class!
Did you drop your /s? If perfume and d
If you were to ban perfumes and colognes, would you ban scented deodorant? Out of everything students have to worry about…you think this distracts them?
you think this distracts them?
This distracted me back then. This distracts me now.
Who would’ve guessed that people who filled everything with scented stuff in school would grow up to be adults that use scents to fix all problems?- Minor body odour distracting the guy next to you? Fill your body with odorant that now makes anyone in the whole room nauseate.
- Body stinks of whatever you smoked during the break? Noone can tell if everyone’s nose is blocked.
- Chinese mousepad made out of non RoHS compliant rubber, has residual industrial volatile compounds causing nausea? Well, the room “fresher” can cause more nausea. Fill godowns with the perfume and nobody will notice the Chinese rubber.
Schools can provide free unscented deodorant
*edit why is this disliked? We provide soap for bathrooms, deodorant is soap for the armpits right? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
To „smell nice and impress the ladiestm“ Or a bit more honest: because of influencer-marketing.
Tip: don’t hold your breath instead preserve the clean air in your lungs by taking rapid short breaths until loss of consciousness occurs
It used to be I would have to ask women from time to time to go easy on the perfume. Lately it has been all men. And I do say perfume when I ask them (always a great reaction).
If I can smell you when just I’m walking past your office, it’s way too much.
Cologne/perfume should be discovered, not announced.
She’s a maniac. Maniac on perfume.
And she’s smelling, like she never smelled before!
I put this much on because I can’t smell it anymore! They weakened it!
Uhhhhh noooooo, no they did not
i mean when you’re in high school and are bombarded with commercials that say “saturate yourself to the core fibers of your very soul with axe body spray, and women will basically throw their vaginas at your face as an involuntary reflex action”…is there any other option but to do what they say?
I’ll take this over the people that leave elevators smelling like an ashtray after they’re gone.
Both are bad, combined is worse. One doesn’t make the other better.
Perfume will only make one unable to know that they are being poisoned.
It’s like adding Aspartame to rat poison.
Ya but cigarettes are amazing. Oh how I miss them!
Username checks out, I guess?
Thankfully my current office doesn’t have anyone I interact with like this, but at a previous job I’m pretty sure the dude bought cologne by the 55 gallon drum. It was painful.
