go to sleep bro you’ve probably had a long day
For the same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
Which is…?
English is stupid…
Bingo.
English is the drunken bully of languages, stealing words and claiming them as its own.
Nope—that’s how all language work. Like go study Japanese and see how many words they “stole” from English 🤣
And linguistic purism is generally associated with nationalism. See the GOP’s recent English-only policies as an example. No bueno.
Languages mixing and ‘stealing’ from each other is a good thing. One human race. ✌️
You’re not wrong at all. My favourite Japanese word is “gu-rey-pu-fu-root-su” for grapefruit. Like, bro, copy off me but don’t make it look like you’re copying. 😂
Homonyms.
I’m binym myself.

And what is up with airplane food?!Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???
(I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)
re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!
Maybe your feet smell. I regularly shower.
It’s not 12" but it smells like a foot…
Because you are sick and need a shower.
But nose also smell and foot also run.
We were built upside down.
Because bread taste better than key
I wish my nose ran :/
D-do you run from other places?
Reminds me of a line from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. “How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”
What’s the punch line?
Because you’re upside down








