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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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  • ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml
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    2 hours ago

    More fat than protein.

  • djvinniev77@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    Par meeee sian

  • kingshrubb@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    “Say a prayer for my asshole” - George Carlin

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      are you lactose intolerant? I’ve snacked on a block of parmesan before and I didn’t have that issue

      • zqps@sh.itjust.works
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        There’s basically no lactose in properly aged cheese. Too much of it will do a number on your guts regardless.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        Well… Personally, I am. I’ve snacked on a block of Parmesan and it’s not a good post-experience.

        Still, I’m pretty sure I’ll do it again.

  • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org
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    11 hours ago

    Oh man, I remember I ate a block of cheese driving home from the store and it felt like I ate razor blades.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    14 hours ago

    Literally the best form of protein:

    Eggs

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      13 hours ago

      Would you like an egg in these trying times?

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        13 hours ago

        Cheese is more soul food imo.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          11 hours ago

          eat enough of it and you’ll set your soul free.

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    Is it for me?

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      14 hours ago

      Cheese is not healthy for mice.

      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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        5 hours ago

        NOOOO IVE BEEN LKED TO ☹️

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        6 hours ago

        neither is getting between cheese and mice

    • chellomere@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      🥺👉👈

  • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    60mph, no hands on the wheel, no eyes on the road, but they are right about the cheese.

    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk
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      3 hours ago

      Hey that’s great for italian drivers.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      80kmph (~50mph), parmigiano is driving (you just can’t see it’s hands).

      • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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        Alfa Romeo Parmigiano GT

      • Anivia@feddit.org
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        It’s 60kph, not 80. The first 3 bold numbers are 20, 40 and 60, afterwards it goes straight from 60 to 100. That’s very common on modern cars where the “analog” dial is controlled by a servo motor

        • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          Yes, you are absolutely right!
          I should have double-checked before posting :/.

          (The cheese was too powerful & I couldn’t look at the pic any longer!)

      • Asafum@lemmy.world
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        🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶

        • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          That’s triggering bcs it used to be part of a wheel.
          Too soon.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      24 hours ago

      Priorities, priorities.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    16 hours ago

    Needs banana for scale.

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    $20 protein bars, man fuck this economy

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Is that what you pay for parmesan in the states?

      Bonkers

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        That might not quite be $20 worth, but pound and a half, so .75-ish kilo wedges were about that much at Costco the other day.

        They make you suffer for a love of cheese in this distopian hellscape.

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          Ok that evens out, from the piece on the photo I’d estimated half a kilo, which would be about 11 euro. So .75 would come to 17, which is about 20 dollaroos.

          So it’s similar in price.

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      They make a Velveeta flavored bar for only $1.99

      • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social
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        At this point, anything that brings me closer to death is fine.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          20 hours ago

          It’s mostly sawdust and chemical dyes.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        23 hours ago

        *hurk*

      • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

    • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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      19 hours ago

      1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.

    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      To be fair that’s not far off from what some of those heavily marketed bars cost.

      • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        For a box maybe.

  • tobiah@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I always want more parmesan, but I’m embarrassed.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      There are dozens of us! Dozens!

  • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    This image brings me a surprising amount of joy and envy. I wish to sup of the parmered sean :(

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    *Probiotic protein bar.

  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    Typical VW owner

  • cadekat@pawb.social
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    🤤

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    I mean…

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