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Slow your roll lawn mower man he didn’t become a digital god until after he god laid.
Now that’s some tentacle play.
Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.
This incel shit is ridiculous.
Just nut. You’re better than this.
I’m allergic to nuts, asshole.
So every month is a no nut month. So hows your weiner?
Don’t put it in there then.
but we were told to … and I quote…
boof it.
That December 1st nut tho’
maybe don’t have sex with an apple?
I’m not allowed in apple stores anymore
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Not with that attitude
Don’t yuck his yum!
You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.
I can nut just by willing myself to
we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past
I can post in the future, too! Suck it time-slaves!
Anyone got tips for no shit November this year?
wear a buttplug for the whole month
That doesn’t work. Only way is to not eat.
you believe that food cause poo? you believe everything the lamestreeam media tells you?
Exactly, when you eat food, the food dies and goes to heaven.
Isn’t that one of the legendary lemmy memes.
Is he dead yet?
Reject No Nut November a prude propaganda campaign to shame sexuality and masturbation.
Fight back by gooning 2 to 3 times a day for the duration of November.
Consider it done
Real talk tho porn addiction can kill your drive to do anything in a very “boil the frog” way. Its a good message for those (like me) who prior to 2024 were masturbating daily/3 times daily since I was 8.
As always, take internet advice as it is; completely out of context written by strangers with who knows what credentials.
The problem is not porn. It’s a lack of ability to use your mind during sex. Sexual arousal begins in the brain. Banging one out is a healthy way to relieve stress. Porn is not required. Your brain is more powerful.
Seek help. Self-love is healthy
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Why only 3 times? Is it called Nut Less November?
No. That’s why you do “Destroy Dick December”!
Ah, so orchi in November and peniectomy in December, got it.
DM me the winning lotto numbers.
1337
5318008
Fuck that, I want the results of the US election
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enjoy the present, it only gets worse
Each day is better than the next 🌈
Bad
Sir, this is October
Last chance to post this meme
Thank God for that.
Oh good, THERE’S STILL TIME
So he can post at least 13 days to the past?
That’s the joke
