nothing compares to living through paula cole during dawson’s creek or celine dion during titanic.
Ive genuinely felt the urge to get into politics to get a law passed that any radio station can’t play songs more than once every two days.
This is a matter of mental health for anyone unfortunate to be exposed to this cruel torture.
Na Na Na Na Na Na 🎶
Katamari Damacy! 🎶
In 1991, I worked at a Christmas tree farm. They had an ancient tube stereo with an 8 track and one single Christmas tape. Volume at 11.
In 1994, I got a job at a newly built Staples. They had no internet and they chouldn’t get their satellite connection to work, so they sent us a commercial song box that contained an 8 track of pop songs from the 70’s. To this day, I can’t listen to Sweet Home Alabama.
These days that song seems like the least of their worries. Between new artists making terrible new Xmas songs and others that may or may not be ai generated.
i loved when mariah carey came on during my shift
It could be worse. I’ve seen a MC cover singer. Not only that she could not really sing, but she was wearing a costume like MC wore in the video. All while having several clothing sizes more…
At least it’s a good song. WHAM! is literally just someone griping over and over in the least rhythmic way possible lmao

The one I always dreaded was “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney. The song already has a ton of weird reverb in it, then to hear it echoing around the mall… Just creepy.
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit
This one. This fucking song. It’s so god damn repetitive that I got irrationally angry just thinking about it.
It’s even
betterworse if you hear it at a dead mall, with hardly anyone around and almost no open stores.mine is rockin’ around the christmas tree. my senior year of high school, the freshmen were pranking me with it. every hallway, i’d turn a corner and they’d see me, press play and “ROCKIN’ AROUND … THE CHRISMAS TREE! HAVIN A HAAPYYYY HOOOLLLIDAYY” on your mothers graves if i never hear that song again i’ll die happy
I think we’re only missing Wham! Last Christmas for my nightmare list from working retail.
Well, and anything from the Amy Grant Xmas album, but that’s my dad’s fault.
Oh wait, can’t forget Christmas shoes… (Shudders involuntarily).
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is the one song that makes me rage like no other
i get it. how about “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”?
I worked in The Body Shop from 99 to 01. My God, it was like every other song was that song.
Then, from 07-09 at the Apple Store. Same fucking thing.
All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up
It should be considered a workplace hazard at this point … and workers should be compensated for it
you got to invent games to make it fun. Whammageddon. We’re having a Queen of Christmas competition where everyone picks an artist and the first time you hear any one of the artists on each day, they get a point, and the person with the most points wins Queen of Christmas (my wife chose Mariah, i chose Andy Williams, my mother chose the entire Harry Simeone Chorale and no one else wanted to play. I thought up the game 5 days ago and the standings are Mariah 2 ANDY 1 Harry 1)
Around me it’s been “last Christmas I gave you a fart…” by many different artists
Thanks I hate it
Must be a regional thing…
Oh right, maybe it goes “last pissmas” ;)
Maybe its just local to my area, but I haven’t heard that song once this year (so far)









