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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

Troubleshooting

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Troubleshooting

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    4 hours ago

    Closed as unable to replicate

  • da Tweaker@feddit.org
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    The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      It’s only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67

  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    is this true?

  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    Instructions to replicate this bug???

  • solomonschuler@lemmy.zip
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    What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?

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      You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

      • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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        There’s a grub flag for that

      • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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        I can confirm, happened to me.

        • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          You got scammed. That one is expired.

          I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.

        • solomonschuler@lemmy.zip
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          How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…

          “Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂

          I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.

  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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    I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

    • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      15 hours ago

      relevant xkcd

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        This is where I got the joke from lol

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.

  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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    He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.

    • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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      14 hours ago

      This made me laugh out loud, thank you.

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    Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.

    • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.

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    Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.

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    time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you’ll be over just after you finish this config…

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    RTFM!

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      For those that don’t understand the acronym:

      Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269

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      It doesn’t exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo

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        That’s why I say “for future people”.

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        That Link is broken. Heres the working link

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          Voyager’s link preview to the rescue

          • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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            You were never in any real danger.

        • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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          This is why you hover over links before clicking on them… I recognize it…

          • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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            XcQ
            don’t click you!

            • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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              XcQ, link stays blue.

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    Vandalism ain’t cool.

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      It’s fake. There aren’t actually enough bug reports to get to that number

    • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sometimes it’s good enough to be saved forever. E.g: WP:BJAODN

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    Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.

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