Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.
So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.
… This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.
Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
Ah shit another fellow gen one’r.
Don’t forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we’re old now)
that’s what nurse joy is for
She only checks Pokemon’s prostates…
I can be a pokemon if she needs me to?
Thought you were responding to the post and downvoted you lmao.
I am horrified 😂
unless you ask nicely
… did you ever get the Mew out of the back of the truck, lol?
I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times
I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.
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same with me. just realised what’s going on.
i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet
Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.
unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?
…is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!
No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.
Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.
So… yeah, she woke it up, summoned it, for this.
I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.
Impromptu bidet.
… except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.
This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.
So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.
… This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.
Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.
I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.
the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”
Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.