you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown

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    … except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

    This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

    So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

    … This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

    Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.

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      I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.

      the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”

      Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.