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Don’t put your cob in that
Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap
We need a c/dontputyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear. Now sitting in emerg with a bloody towel in my lap.
Fleshlight hard mode
It won’t be hard for long
It just peels back the skin.
Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.
Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying
I’m certainly hard rn
NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED
Not even a question!
Would.
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
Intrusive thoughts
NSFW tag, jeez.
an exotic dancer in iowa
NO! DON’T DO IT!!!
Giggity goo, alright.
