Dream girl
The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.
That’s what the breadsticks are for, isn’t it?
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
More cheese? Just say when.
Cheesus Christ!
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they’re charging nowadays
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
Breadstick ass to ass unlocked
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?
Some people sure can’t miss an opportunity to be misandrist.
How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?
You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.
Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
You, sir, have a lot of culture.
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
Needs more pepper and Parmesan.
olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.
This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
very paraprosdokian
That AI generated profile picture
I think it’s probably real, she’s just always funny-looking
