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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

deal with it

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deal with it

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    One way to use those endless bread sticks.

    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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      Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.

      • InputZero@lemmy.world
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        Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.

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        Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)

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        Some people sure can’t miss an opportunity to be misandrist.

        How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?

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        I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?

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      Breadstick ass to ass unlocked

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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        Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win

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          11 days ago

          You, sir, have a lot of culture.

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