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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

Uhhh... It's a work phone

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Uhhh... It's a work phone

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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  • watson@lemmy.world
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    “One is for work, the other is for my boyfriend”

  • MrPasty@lemmy.sebbem.se
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    Dad has better opsec than Hegseth.

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      I’m taller than the Mariana Trench.

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      gotta keep the clients safe.

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    I used to have 2 phones just because I liked having an iPhone and an Android phone. Nobody believed me when I told them that I was genuinely just a tech enthusiast.

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      I have a work phone and a personal phone…

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        I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.

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          How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???

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        I use a spare phone for all the BS apps which you are bullied to get

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          if you use a google pixel with grapheneos, you can have multiple profiles that work similar enough to having multiple phones, with apps in each profile only being able to see what’s happening in that one profile, and if you close a profile every app in that profile is stopped completely

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            You can even access two profiles at the same time by using a “private space”

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          I have thought about doing that. Do you use one for all your business apps?

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    “Ho phone”

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