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I always thought “i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?” is just a bad pick-up line.
It’s only bad if it isn’t true, this guy he’s packing a real snake and when women reach their hands in his pants they always scream, you wouldn’t understand.
thatsthejoke.webp
I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don’t have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.
“bro you got a massive pipe” -TSA, probably
Story checks out, happened in 2017
How many eyes did the snake have?
Does it bite… or spit?
It blows :3
Good one.
