McConnell has four or five, I guess,
No one’s quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
Rowling’s always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn’t think of another rhyme)
But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.
Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
McConnell has four or five, I guess,
No one’s quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
Rowling’s always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn’t think of another rhyme)
But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.
Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.
Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!
Like Hitler?