My first real laugh today 😂. At least a vampire biting me would be super chill for the next 24 hours. 🤣🤣🤣
Why are the vampires draining our children’s blood?
Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.
Vampires when they realise the concentration of garlic in my blood
It’s kinda true. We clutch our pearls about what enters our bodies while we’re alive but then the second we are dead our bodies qualify as toxic waste.
A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.
Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!
Vampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother
Lead is a sweetener.
the victorian duchess/duke with arsenic gowns couldn’t have better blood than you
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3wNENerrFrU
Become a Wizard!
Become undrinkable
Of, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.
I mean, opioids aplenty out there in the world right now.
Not like someone doing the fentanyl lean is going to run.
Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭
Dead from diseases that were eradicated generations ago
All the granola moms turned conservative
Why do you think I’m hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit…
Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.
I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.
You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?
Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn’t affect your perception of reality)
Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.
Actually that one was a macroplastic
