A modest proposal to find some cash to pay federal employees during furlough.
I know a lot of people are wearing some masks in DC. I heard that hardest costume to come by is called ‘The Honest Man’ because nobody knows what one looks like anymore.
It’d be so fucking easy to grab a photo of a spirit halloween sign and overlay it on the building. Half assed, not even photo shopped. Would still be better than this slop.
mokei
opstumes
AI is good enough at spelling to be a manager at my job
monkei
Fuck man, I’ve been looking for a place to get a good opstume.
I mean they’re gonna have a UFC there sooner or later, same energy. Whoring out the people’s house as if it belongs to them.
Legitimate improvement.
I mean, it’d be put to good use. Gotta have it somewhere.




