I’m a fuckin weirdo I’d love to send my shit stats to my friends
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How’s this instead?
Maybe drop the embed…
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I’d type in my life, but here we are…
😂🤣💩
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
Mood
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
Shitter
Now with Smart Pipe integration
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
…more fruit?
