You’re in luck, OP, I’ve got some genuinely riveting cinema for you, and it’s wholesome as well. Watch the quirky, classic Russian comedy movie Come And See (1985).

(from left to right) a) trying to look slim b) about to escape from prison in 1930 c) trying to confound enemy nation’s Navy

Shitposting? Love to see it, and hope that you wind up eventually dragging down a multinational by the ears.

Real talk; if someone who knows these supervillain-level lunatics could do the entire planet a solid and break their arms, I’d really appreciate it.

Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).

Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol

Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?

Edit: How’s this instead?

hands on hips “That’ll stop them.” /s

Now we’re talking.

Needs more anchovies and pineapple.

Lemme guess, hundreds-to-thousands, also the people you’re telling it to have business degrees and $100K+ salaries?

I like the cut of your jib. The real gems I’ve found were literally that, rings and earrings of varying quality/value. I credit video games for the habit, it always pays dividends finding random partially-concealed valuables on the ground. This doesn’t even count the number of (rarely) full/half-full packs of cigarettes, which sometimes contain other substances from nugs to hash and beyond.

The lawn, I feel that pain. Field sports on a dry pitch is a little like doing it on stone once it dries out enough due to lack of rain, that shit can really hurt, even without getting tackled down onto it lol

Don’t forget that your odds of finding and petting the roving neighbourhood cats increases as you walk more vs. driving.

It’s not as bad if you walk ‘off trail’ in cities/suburbs. I’m convinced that a lot of the Runner’s Knees has to do with pounding cardio on hard-packed Earth, asphalt and concrete instead of forested/green areas.

“Gen F, Gen G, Gen H, Gen Irrelevant Historical Event that disrupts sequence, Gen J…”

I’m Gen Y, and I hate the term Millennial more every time that I hear it.

Gen X --> Gen Y --> Gen Z --> Gen Alpha

Asking the important questions. I need the shitposting, not just the image hosting.