You narrowly avoid Warhammer as you see you’re on the Enterprise. You’re called for a mission. Shortly before you’re beamed down you see it. You look down.Your heart starts racing. You’re wearing a red shirt.
When talking about the Star Trek universe, it’s important to designate both what time and which one.
Before first contact in any universe? No.
Prime universe? Sure.
Kelvin? Sure, why not?
Mirror universe? No.
Totally-not-the-mirror-universe-from-Picard? Fuck no.
You get transported to the Trek prime universe. You come out at Wolf-359, and the Borg approach.
I, for one, welcome our new Borg overlords.
Well, fuck. Forgot about that one.
So I get transported to a futuristic utopia with Replicators and Holodecks, or I immediately get killed by a Space Marine or whatever.
Either way I don’t have to live in this shithole any more. 🤷♂️ I’m pressing it.
With all the endless war the Imperium is so huge most of the humans probably never saw war and space marines are so rare it’s almost impossible for you to be killed by them.
Even on “safe” planets, the average person is basically a slave doing endless, arduous labor with no concern for their lives or well-being, all under the merciless thumb of Imperial dogma. It’s just a bad place to end up.
So like… No different than here.
Wait… Are you talking about 40k or current day ?
Dude just send me back to the '90s pls.
Oof, I don’t think I’d risk it.
Oh Hell no, I don’t push the button!
It said shifting into the Star Trek universe; it didn’t say anything about time travel or ending up on a planet other than Earth.
The 40k timeline is basically just normal Earth for a few more centuries at least. The Emperor is just out there, somewhere, fucking with shit.
In fact, there would be a golden age on the horizon
Oh no…
Also thanks to Discovery’s writers, in the further away future there’s also a few centuries of dogshit living until they restore the Federation
What the LILE
Warhammer 40K universe in 2025 would just be the Event Horizon universe 22 years before Event Horizon. ;)
https://screenrant.com/event-horizon-movie-warhammer-40k-prequel-theory/
In other words, about as safe as real life if youre a normal person. We’ve got a lot of time before crazy shit starts happening, and a golden age coming up as well.
Anything better than this.
40K is not.
Let me burn in agony in peace in the necron sun
I’d get to serve slaanesh though right
Through the codpiece of an Emperor’s Child
Sounds good sign me up
T.b.h, Star Trek universe outside of Federation is also mostly dogshit…
Flee to federation space, theres ships going everywhere, maybe you even get to be a a
Kajit or ArgonianCaitan or Gorn.But the button said nothing about transmogrification into other races…
And being a human among Gorn might really suck.On a completely different note:
Being a (decent) human among Khajit might be fun! :-)Just paint yourself green and insist you’re a fellow
orkgorn
Which part of the star trek universe, because if it’s being on voyager, fuck that, but if I get to hang out on Deep Space nine, then I’m so in, instantly befriending Quark.
You probably get trasported in the middle of the Bell riots or just before the bombs start dropping
So there’s still a chance to get to ds9, I just gotta steal Jadzias badge, She will be right, she’s resilient.
“Oh look, there’s a red, glowing angel in the sky. I wonder if that’s good or bad.”
@ArchmageAzor
Yes, I would. It seems to be worth the risk.Fuck no.
I’d risk it. Either way I likely won’t survive unless I spawn somewhere good.
The problem with the 40k universe is that “not surviving” doesn’t necessarily mean an end to suffering.
Unless the button transports you 40000 years in the future, you’d basically be in modern day but less insane and the Emperor hasn’t revealed himself yet. Easily the better option than being dropped into the Bell riots or something. The ST universe Earth is in a bad way compared to the 40k earth at the same time if memory serves.
Where is good in 40k? The tau?
The Past
A planet that hasn’t yet been discovered.
But what about my internet? Or like other ppl? Am I going to be stranded in the wilderness by myself with no knowledge of what is safe to eat. Cuz let me tell you unless this is literal paradise I’d be lucky to survive for a month, probably a week even
Maybe life as a noble on a paradise world somewhere could be called good.
Any Imperium world that has been completely forgotten about for a few hundred years should only be about twice as bad as here
The vacuum of space.
