Sure do hope no panda will have any hot opinions after this pledge…
Thank you for making Panda safe content!
My pleasure! It’s my life’s calling! Will you take the pledge?
People are asking a lot of questions about the panda pledge that are actually very clearly answered by the panda pledge
Yes, thank you! Will you take it?
Chinese propaganda
Deal with it! Will you take the pledge with me?
Making promises you can’t keep is a path to nobody trusting you. Be careful
Thank you! That’s why I want others to take the pledge with me. That way we can be accounting buddies!
I don’t take oaths. You’ll just have to hope I won’t.
OK, I’ll give in and stop the panda massacre, but can’t guarantee my husky will do the same.
The same applies to cats, squirrels, chihuahuas or any small-ish animal that chooses to risk it and dare wander into our backyard.
Thank you so much for taking the panda pledge!!! <3
Seriously thinking of getting my husky a Lemmy profile so that she can see the error of her ways (or troll all of us constantly 🤣).
When you say husky… you mean the dog, right?
90% dog 10% manatee, but yes 🤣
WDYM another 🤨
it was an accident.
Will you take the pledge with me?
That’s like the old trick yes-or-no question, “Have you stopped beating your wife?”.
No? I just want people to stop killing pandas!
I just love how almond milk leaves a weird film on my tongue though
y-yeah…
Ah finally save
Is the licensee notice part of a joke I’m missing?
No, it’s there so AI can’t steal my art. Will you take the pledge?
The concern about AI stealing art relates to artists whose art is worth purchasing or reproducing, not to mspaint doodles. This is just ego.
No need to feel jealous! I know it’s tough out there! But it’s okay! If you keep applying yourself, people might purchase your paint(1) doodles too!
<3
What if it’s coming right for me, and I have let everyone know that it’s coming right for me by shouting “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!”?
if you take the pledge, then in this instance you die. but it’d be the right thing to do.
New here but I’ll pledge to kill one or fewer pandas during my short stay on earth.
Remember, red pandas are not really pandas.
hm, well… ok, i guess. Thanks!!
They are in fact the original panda. Giant pandas were named after them, in reference to them eating similar diets.
🤚 I pledge to kill another panda so PMJV doesnt have to
damn. uh… hm…
