Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down137
arrow-up150arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-258 minutes agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 minutes agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 hours agohow the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agobrother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 minutes agoIf it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·2 hours agoYes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·36 minutes agoBut pp touch toilet bowl = bad
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 minutes agoNot sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 hours agoif it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 hour agoThus is too absurd to even critique
not with morning wood
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
Use the force
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
Thus is too absurd to even critique