My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
Just because you’ve never been invited doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
Probably because of the 14 beers.
I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Just buy Wheaties already.
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
10 dollars a day for 15 years. You’ve all handled my ass pennies.
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Entramanure
I’ve only eaten at an Applebee’s once, and I assume Chili’s is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who’s eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn’t really cheaper than other places
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee’s. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner
Applebee’s has a bip section?
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
its been on my camera roll since 2022
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.
Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol
That’s right I do curbside pickup
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
I know real success gets better ribs
Chilis is a staple of Minnesota
why would I eat at Staples
If there are staples in your chili’s, you are eating a refrigerator magnet.
Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.
Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.
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It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.
Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.
So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there
Hes perfect for Donnie darko. Fuckin weird ass movie.
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
