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It’s just kitchen advice
“Be careful with your fingers”
“Point down when walking”
“The pasta is boiling, put me down and go check”
Wait, they make ones that whisper?
Mine only shout…
REDRUM! REEEEDRUM!
They already exist… they’re called cleavers. They don’t whisper, they yell.
“Sharpen me, for the love of god!”
Memes made by the OCD community
“you have to sharpen me, you will find out why”
Sir these are serated knives.
Please don’t do serated, They are shit, just get 1 5-7 inch proper knive, keep it sharp and get on with your life.
I have 2 knives, they will last my life.
I am a carpenter so keeping my chisels/planes sharp is important for my work.
I use the same diamond stone on both my work equip and my home knives.
I want them sharp.
Yes, I clean my chisels.
those are steak knives for the dinner table
They whisper “grill some steaks”
Unpopular
opinionbehavior: I use little serrated victorinox paring knives for almost all my kitchen cutting and slicing and carving. (For actual paring I use a carrot peeler, lol) And I put them in the dishwasher. And when my kids moved out they each took one for the same thing. I also firmly believe that chopping speed is overrated, slicing is better, and that it’s very much possible to safely hold the food normally with your actual whole fingers instead of the claw grip if you position it to slice away from your flesh and take your time. Even down to the last tiny brunoise square.
You amateurs haven’t graduated to swords yet?
Why do they keep whispering my neighbors names
Yours haven’t started shouting their names yet?
But then I’d be so lonely without Knife-kun to whisper delightful little temptations in my ear
“Put me back in the wrong cutlery block slot, now!!”
im just realizing i havent seen a knife block since the 90s
Hello, this is the void calling.
Sorry, this is the arch. The void is that way
I’m using arch btw
Hello Void, this is Abyss.
Who would win?
Trump
