It doesn’t say anything about pressing, rubbing, slapping, or whipping.
There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
Thats discriminatory against paraplegics who use their junk to push buttons.
Just put a different little tiny drop of sti on each one.
Alabama Roulette.
'The hell happened there…

How would she even…?
But can I use my Accommodator?

Yes but only if we can all watch
I thought buttons, generally speaking, were bereft of genetalia.
TIL
Can’t you see?
They’re all nipples.
This elevator is illegal to use.
Nipples are not genitalia…
Not with that attitude.
Roll tide!
Note that this sign is not taped to me and therefore does not pertain to my buttons.
I love university signs, especially unofficial ones and misplaced ones
I like that they use the gender neutral “genitalia” like there is a chance that it’s not a penis that has been causing problems.
Women can have penises.
And men can have vaginas. But that’s unrelated to using the term “genitalia”.
I’m just pointing out that the term “penis” is still gender neutral.
At first I was annoyed by your comment, but then I realized that you are actually correct. I was just trying to use a word that included all types of genitalia and couldn’t think of a better one.
I think the correct terminology would be “sex neutral.”
Ah, I see what you meant. True.
I thought genitalia was that generation that grew up in Italy.

Sees sign
“Well, I guess I shouldn’t…”
“Cameras are watching”
“Okay, I’m getting mixed messages here.”
“What floor do you want?” *unzips
What about the regular buttons?
Step buttons
I think it’s stuck









