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It doesn’t say anything about pressing, rubbing, slapping, or whipping.
Students? ITYM staff.
There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
Thats discriminatory against paraplegics who use their junk to push buttons.
Just put a different little tiny drop of sti on each one.
Alabama Roulette.
'The hell happened there…
How would she even…?
But can I use my Accommodator?
Yes but only if we can all watch
I thought buttons, generally speaking, were bereft of genetalia.
TIL
Can’t you see?
They’re all nipples.
This elevator is illegal to use.
Nipples are not genitalia…
Not with that attitude.
Roll tide!
Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
To be fair, the ‘ol Crimson Tide does have some pretty good departments and programs. Tuscaloosa and Birmingham are pretty good cities with a lot of bright and progressive people. But once you get a few miles outside of the major metro areas and their suburbs, that’s when shit changes.
Can’t fuck their cousins
Source?
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
Let’s be honest, the issue isn’t genitalia in general, it’s SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren’t worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.
Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order
I absolutely am.
Okay, but I absolutely have pushed elevator buttons with my ass before.
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
Alabama sperm is built different.
In the bible belt, it might be a felony to wash all those potential Gunn Juniors and Keighleighlynnes down the drain.
Manufacturing secrets are kept in families
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
What about the regular buttons?
Step buttons
I think it’s stuck
