The Scandinavians were the first to discover America.
When they were “discovering” America, was there anyone else there at the time?
Yes, but I’m talking about the first Europeans to discover the “New World.”
If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?
Columo never discovered what is nowadays the USA, he discovered Santo Domingo - Dominican Republic. They have a Colombo Statue with all the reasons.
The first people in the Amerikas are Mongols over the Bering Strait and people from Indonesia, later Wikingos, maybe also Chinese people, all long time before Colombo.
Bro wasn’t even the first European, the Norse beat him to it around the time Basil II was still alive
Gluttony.
Genocide
Serious answer: giving thanks.
Eating, and American football.
Don’t forget the discounts too!
That scene in Adams Family Values where Wednesday burns the pilgrim’s village to the ground.
Broken promises.
An absolutely crazy and true factoid from wikipedia:
yes, the world needs more Genesis P-Orridge, I think that is a universal understanding
Some pilgrims at some point shared a meal with Native Americans to my understanding (I’m not from there).
Thats what we tell the kids, in reality it was invented as part of a national project to whitewash history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_First_Thanksgiving
That sounds about white.
