“Fast casual sex” implies the existence of “michelin rated sex”.
Isn’t that the porn industry?
All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.
White tie sex
Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn’t it?
What about Arcade Sex and Custom Sex?
Modded sex is better
Disables achievements though.
Formal Sex?
And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don’t know, and I’m just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.
Speedruns seem fun
any% sex champion here…
Tinder
It’s graded on speed, endurance, technique and style
Speed is the worst category.
Dude it’s not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.
I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.
What about Business Casual Sex?
At work but in the broom closet.
With the rope.
This sounds like a new version of Clue.
We have that. AVN announces winners every year.
So, just porn?
“professional” ≠ “competitive”
They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.
There a speed event? Cause I’ll kick ass in that.
I do remember seeing a blowjob contest years ago where two women were given the objective to make two lines of men jizz, one line each.
At first they were neck and neck, trading blows equally, but in the end one of them blew past the other and won.
All I’m saying is if you’re looking for a speed competition there is one
I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.
Many aspire to reach bronze
