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toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    Sir. Verily I say, go hence and consume a satchel of richards.

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Eat a bag of Dick’s

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I went to Dick’s, and there are a lot of balls, unsurprisingly, but how the fuck am I supposed to eat this treadmill

    • 74 183.84@lemm.ee
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      Jesus man. I want to throat fuck that bag of dicks

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        I could absolutely gargle on those Dick’s products

  • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Eat a dick

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      Consume a Willy.

      • NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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        Ingest a pipe

        • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          A cylinder

  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    Was there really a need for that? It’s hardly an insult (no adjectives involved). I’d rather chat in a lemmy and get told to ingest cock here and there than to forbid people from passionately voicing their disapproval…

    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldOP
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      thank you, and i mean what i’m about to say with my hole heart: eat a bag of dicks :D

      • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
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        ❤️😁

        • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldOP
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          👜🍆🍆🍆😮

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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    picture this…

    • dickalan@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it’s just too bad killer Mike is a real Trump supporting, motherfucker

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        Do you have anything to cite?

        The only thing I found is him getting pissed about people saying that

        https://allhiphop.com/news/killer-mike-msnbc-jason-johnson-donald-trump/

    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldOP
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      still one of the best music videos of the 21st century so far

      • onehundred@lemm.ee
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        There is another

        https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

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          you speak truth. love the story about this video. pure, unfiltered, 100% Walken. i’ll see if i can find a link.

          edit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Yz9OLXu8Q

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    Is it just illegal to say that sentence or can I say it in another context or is it specifically you who can’t say it?

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      i can’t hear you over this gorgeous phallus-shaped meat loaf i’m about to devour orally.

      edit - didn’t know it went so well with mayo

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      They meant to say “Eat at Dick’s”

  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    [email protected]

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    Censorship is fucking bullshit and that mod should be ashamed.

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