Bless his noodly appendage
R’amen 🙏
I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.
R’amen
HER noodly appendage, you heretic!
Haven’t your read the 95 Feces?
I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.
I’m an ordained minister in The Church of the FSM and I approve this liturgy. I should seriously ask Bobby if this can make it into official church doctrine.
I just realized the meme said “believe” and not “delete” cuz I’m half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets
FSM works in mysterious ways
Have faith, my child, and rm -rf /.
Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!
If you don’t believe, and you’re wrong, you’ll spend eternity in hell being tormented by the will of our all-loving and omnipotent lord. So, you should beleive to be safe. And give us your money.
Oh wait, that’s Christianity.
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If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.
There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:
I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ
…and did not immediately think:
I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ
As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.
That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍
In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.
The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn’t believe, why should anyone else?
Not any more, actually. Francis rides in the open.
I’m personally a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her holy hooves never be shod.
We know she is pink because we have faith.
I’m ordained in the Church of the FSM and got my fiancé’s buddy ordained so he could marry us week after next. Florida say’s it’s all good!
Is it really? I am FSM “ordained”, but as far as I know it is not accepted in the states I operate in. Not to worry, I am ordained in at least two other accepted online churches. I only do this for close family.
But gay people are devaluing the institution
Congratulations!
I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.
Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they’ve degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor’s plan slag and rejoice in your duty.
(Warhammer 40k for anyone who’s going wtf)
Them men of iron are going to give us a bad time tho
“Cause! I’m not going to potentially spend my entire life following the specific rituals and sacrifices required of a religion. What if it doesn’t exist? Then I’ve wasted. My… Oh… Shit.”
Gotta Uno reverse card Pascals wager on 'em.
Pascal’s little-known friend Luigi’s wager.
Pastas wager?
He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.
Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…
Doesn’t that depend on the application?
I can’t think of an application where a nail is better. Sure, sometimes a nail will do and there’s no need to use a screw, but that doesn’t make the nail better, just cheaper.
Anywhere that you need greater shear or flexibility, nails are preferable.
For framing a house a nail is absolutely better. As the house settles, wood shrinks, and the frame flexes in storms or quakes the nails allow the wood to move instead of causing things to warp and break.
It depends on every need and environment
Is this AI?
No it’s an actual photo.
Big pasta is trying to suppress it.
It might be but the image is similar to other pastafarians depictions of the flying spaghetti monster.
Midjourney mostly creates scary looking ones with a simple input.
Bottom left looks like the ‘aliens’ from Devon Townsend’s March of the Poozers video
My Dalle results are pretty good too
Damn, the Lovecraftian monsters in this thread are going to haunt my nightmares.
I like to think of them as cookbook-accurate angels.
But like, in a yummy way?
And here I thought the communion wafers SOMEHOW being the body of christ or something. At least pastafari get to cut out all that allegorical nonsense.
Or make you get into tentacle porn
“Be not afraid!”
It says, it’s spaghetti endlessly writhing.
DALL.E take on a cute one <3
Holy cow I love this
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That last one looks surprisingly like some of the biblically accurate angels.
Is this AI? If so amazing, and j want to know the prompts.
As far as I know, it is not.
No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.
Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.
I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.
edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:
Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?
Damn iconoclasts!
I’m ordained in the Chruch and I’ll accept it.
No, this is Patrick.
Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case