Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?
Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.
It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!
First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.
It’s more common than one assumes.
George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
yeah, Guardian did an article recently
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/18/hyrox-joanna-wietrzyk-history-of-athletes-pooing-mid-race-why-and-how
and any number of search results
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pants&ia=web
Absolutely a known issue for runners.
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta
She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.