“Do you watch a lot of gay porn?” is my go to.
“Why dont you drop the soap and I’ll let you know…”
Does anyone ever actually say that?
I guess I never look familiar.
“Oh right. You were in for poisoning your ex.”
Why is that a conversation stopper? I’d be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?
“Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.
My favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.
“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”
You aren’t stopping me.
Learned it in prison.
So did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?
