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minus-squarecobysev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoMy favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoWhat if they ask for the URL?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days ago“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!” You aren’t stopping me.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoSo did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?
My favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.
What if they ask for the URL?
“Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”
You aren’t stopping me.
Learned it in prison.
So did all of the inmates get their own personal set of 30 pound anal breads, or did you all take turns practicing with one set?