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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit?

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Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit?

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    I think you guys are mistaking the intent here. OP is asking if women also wiggle the literal fuel hose at a gas station. Like guys definitely do it because we understand residual drips. So they’re asking if women do it too, since they don’t have similar equipment by nature. Or OP has a pee fetish.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Kinda off topic here but, The Residual Drips would make a great band name.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Residual Drips Pee Fetish.

    • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey dont kink shame

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        If there’s a kink on your hose, you’ve got bigger problems

    • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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      The funny thing is that the pump handle is the shutoff valve, so you’ll never get any extra gas from the hose.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        You forget about the nozzle.

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          Rotate the nozzle 180° so the angle is steeper, then wiggle

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        From the valve to the tip of the nozzle still holds gas that hasn’t let go yet. Just like when you pour water from a cup, there’s still water left gripping the cup that can condense into larger droplets and drip out as soon as you put it back in your pants, unless you shake it a few times first.

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      Even if a female here said they wiggle the hose, not sure they would represent the general female population.

      Are there any females here?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No matter how much ya wiggle and dance

    The last drop always falls down your pants

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      Es hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen

      In die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen

      Funny there is nearly literal German version of this.

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      Yall need to start using some damn toilet paper

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        Urinals don’t have toilet paper

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          I know, it’s super annoying. That’s why I stopped shitting in most urinals.

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            Most?

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        Such waste when I have perfectly good boxers

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    Hate to break it to ya… But girls don’t have a “fuel hose”.

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      What do you mean? I nibbled on a girls fuel hose just yesterday

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      there are exceptions to every rule

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    I sure hope everyone wiggles their fuel hose because else the golden liquid spills all over the place, posing serious biohazard. No one likes using a station with spilled liquid.

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    I think you need to draw us a diagram of what you’re imagining.

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      • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Akkurat.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Consult your physician

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          You have way overqualified gas station attendants smdh

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    I understand the question, but for whoever needs to hear this right now. Press up on your gooch when you think you’re done, it helps push that last bit out.

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      I’m at the gas station right now, where is the pumps gooch?

      (It’s ok I’ve seen transformers)

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        Right below the tap-to-pay spot.

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          Oh yeah, it moaned you must be right.

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            There’s also a spot you can touch to make it bark like a dog.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Push and flex the knees works for me.

      Figured that out when I was in another country, had no extra money and someone stole all my underwear except what i wore. Keeps the trousers cleaner!

  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    T-girl here for a perspective from a girl with that equipment. Yes I also wiggle the fuel hose.

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    I have wiggled my own “fuel hose” every bathroom visit, for decades of my life. But also, the most I’ve ever done in any driven vehicle, was to raise the hose up over the nozzle, so the remaining bits of gasoline could drain into the fuel tank and not onto the ground. And even that was the severe minority of gas station visits! I don’t think this behavior is that common, even among penis-havers…

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      I used to do the tip pour to get the last drops out of the fuel pump head. But i still had drop going down the side of my car, so i started shaking the nozzle as i tipped it.

      That being said, i still occasionally get drips from the nozzle. At this point I think I’m going to have to find the fuel pump’s taint and press on it while squeezing the hose. I guess the pumps in my area are reaching middle age

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      I’m a wiggler

    • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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      Raising the hose does nothing. The handle is where the fuel cutoff is, so at best you get a bit from the nozzle.

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        But… if the cutoff is in the handle the part of the hose that hangs below it could have liquid resting in it! At least that’s the theory. Like I said, I never noticed much of a difference.

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          The whole hose is full of liquid. The fuel stops at the handle, not the pump.

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    Don’t need to wiggle, I just let it set for about 15 seconds and it generally doesn’t drip after that.

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    I don’t understand how this is being misinterpreted. For the record, my wife does not clear the fuel nozzle before putting it back in the pump handle. She just pulls it out and slaps it back in the receptacle like some kind of monster.

    Gotta pull that thing out and slap the tip side to side on the rim of your fuel tank before putting it away.

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    If you push the flap and stop it early, while keeping the nozzle in the car and pressed down you will get all of the extra gas remaining in the hose.

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    They don’t have a hose they can wiggle…

    • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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      They don’t have to own one to be able to wiggle it

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        Of you don’t have a natural hose, store-bought is fine.

    • Mitsu@pawb.social
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      How do they get fuel in their cars then, girl magic?

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        I always assumed they simply willed it into happening, so, basically, yeah: Girl magic!

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