Me, a stoner: “Duuuuuude! I have hella pot ash! It’s in my ash tray!”

The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?

Wake up, samurai, we got a country to burn.

Mmm… Country-sized danish 🤤

“Let’s make love like lovebirds; falling from the sky!”

More like the plot to Tim Burton’s Batman Forever.

The time Jesus, as a child, went into a church to disrupt the loan sharks operating out of it.

Methuselah fighting God, putting him in a headlock, and then demanding to be blessed.

I can’t help but imagine a rotting body that the chip is just allowing to be remote controlled as they Weekend at Bernie’s it around PR events.

“They’re fine, see!”

Love a good verty.

Luck be in the ass tonight.

Just once, I would love to see a game being played via musical instrument, and when you’re actually in the shit against a boss, it ends up creating a banger of a song.

Counter-Strike and PUBG are still in the top 10 most played games on Steam. CS is literally number 1.

Simply the best mechanic for escort quests. Fuck trying to understand the pathfinding; just carry the dude to their destination!

“Nothing really matters.” - Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody

Alien: “We will vaporize your entire species!”

Me: “It’s about damn time.”

One is boring, the other is interestingly bizarre.

“What’s up with your calculator, bruh? It says 2+2 equals infinity.”

“Did you set it to F?”

“Yeah. What’s F mean?”

“It means it’s Fucked.”

X3: Reunion/Albion Prelude

X4

Elite: Dangerous

Spacebourne 2

Shit, even Star Trek: Online does what Starfield promised better, and it’s basically just another dime a dozen MMOs with a high profile licensed IP behind it.

For the most part, it’s either going to be missing a few things you’re looking for, or will offer everything but not actually be good/finished (such as with Star Citizen or anything ever made by Derek Smart, and why none of those are in the above list).

Wait… Does the Vision actively block porn sites or does it not have a web browser?

Fundamentally the only unique attribute for these goggles is 3D

VR is way more than just “being 3D.” The way you interact with things is a bigger influence on what makes it than the visuals. You’re not just having things pop out at you off a 2D plane; you’re in the thing with them, and you can “touch” them or do pretty much anything you can do with your actual body.

You’re right people don’t necessarily want to wear a heavy thing on their face for this, though. Especially when there isn’t a lot in the way of experiences that actually offer everything the space is capable of and your hardware is almost four-fucking-thousand dollars.