I would just need a off key…
A single “fuck you” button would be an innovative improvement.
Not sure if science is ready yet to accomplish such a task!
Hah, classic
This makes me wonder how we can take a standard qwerty keyboard, and turn it into a layout with as many expletives as possible?
Missing an exclamation mark.
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Ahhh, the legendary IBM Model F!
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What’s the longest single word your can type with that keyboard? Best I can do is “yucky”.
cookoff
No caps because no shift.
- You win, I think. That definitely seems to be an accepted spelling.
- Pretty sure this particular keyboard is gonna be only caps. One of my keyboards even does this with numlock. It is on by defualt, has no numlock key, and if I plug in a second or use software to turn it off, the keyboard turns it back on like a useless machine.
i have a crappy dell wireless keyboard here that doesn’t have a NUMLOCK. in some linux distributions or environments it defaults OFF, and i have to rig the DE or numlockx to enable it at login. i only keep it around because it’s a kb+mouse set that shares one dongle… it’s handy to move from pc to pc when i need to.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
Is “fuckoff” one word? As in, "You’re a real … "
cuckoo
Fuckyfuck
in what dictionary?!
I’m integrating it into my lexicon as we speak, you fuckyfuck
Replace the second U with an S and it gains a lot of functionality.
Who’s going to write “fuck yos” it doesn’t even make sense.
/s in case it isn’t obvious
Say it with a New York accent, problem solved!
I’m typin here!
sucks you 😳
If you insist…
With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!
Wait, are all the macros just pressing the same key different numbers of times?
No need. It knows what the next letter is at any given time. In fact, we can just type out the whole phrase with one key press!
Of course, predictive text macro. What could possible go wrong?
It’s typing out “fuck you” every time, so not exactly a demanding prediction…
But what if I want to type other fuck-based phrases?
This macro predicts that you don’t.
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