Kevin
Crunchwrap Supreme
Pspspsps…
Kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty!
Kitty.
Etc.
Dumbass
Asshole
Dumb Asshole
Psychopath made of Sharp
Tolerable Furball
Mummy’s Cutie-wuttle-shnookie-wookums
That’s just one cat
That’s just every cat
You missed the “Orange Bastard”!
And “knifey”
Kitty
HELLO ITS ME
EVERY CAT
EVERY CAT THAT MATTERS AT LEASTI can name them, but I can’t hug every cat 😪
That’s not how it works. I can’t name every alcohol.
Vodka with grapes in it,
Vodka with barley in it,
Vodka with raisins in it,
Whatever the fuck jägermeister is,
Vodka with nothing in it,
And the unacceptable, gin
You’re thinking of “Cataholic”.
“Catholic” is when you’re afraid of catalytic converters.
No, that’s catalyphobic.
“Catholic” is when you’re an expert on cat holes
No, that’s Theriogenology.
“Catholic” is when you love the taste of CRTs.
Cat
Lord Bitey of the Fuzzy Realms
Pspspsps
What are the names of the cats?
No no it means I’m addicted to cats.
Cat Holic
