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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    15 hours ago

    90lbs a day? Bullshit.

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      9 hours ago

      Had to look it up, about 40 lbs per year per person https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/chart-gallery/113732

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      Yes, they were exaggerating for comedic effect. It’s actually WAY more than that.

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      13 hours ago

      no it’s true

    • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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      13 hours ago

      If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all

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        12 hours ago

        Not so, once you’re over cheese unity the cheese flows like water.

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      14 hours ago

      It’s true, a much smaller number than most of us expected.

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      This is just a statistical error. The average American eats 0 pounds of cheese per day. Cheese Georg, who eats thirty billion eight hundred thirty-four million pounds per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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        12 hours ago

        Should use median cheese per day.

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      Those a rookie numbers. If you’re not slamming 100+ lbs of the orange every day, can you really call yourself American?

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        NFW I’m getting anywhere near slamming Chief Cheeto (unless we’re talking newspaper headline style). Proudly “un-American” here.

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      you’ve clearly never been to America. My friend Graham eats at least 100 lbs a day

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        How many kilo grahams is that?

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          There’s no cheese in graham crackers. Dummy

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            12 hours ago

            But there is hamrags.

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      15 hours ago

      People would just lie in the shitpost sub? What a preposterous idea!

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        13 hours ago

        It is called lemmyshitpost, not lemmybullshitpost. So they have clearly a point. /s

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        14 hours ago

        This is a shitpost community. Screenshot here appears to be Twitter and so the context isn’t quite the same. Without context, any shitpost potential it has falls a little flat.

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          Twitter is a shitpost community.

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        15 hours ago

        OP being shown wasn’t in here. Although if that’s Xitter, then the entire site qualifies, I guess.

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