• TheJesusaurus@piefed.caEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Of all the insane shit that’s spewed out of that godforsaken country these last 10 years, watching this man try to talk about ensuring victims of bestiality related sex trafficking were still able to apply to the FBI with a straight face was amongst the most insane things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

      • TheJesusaurus@piefed.caEnglish
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        23 days ago

        Tried to imply that these people may have been victims of sex trafficking forced to perform bestiality.

      • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        A Republican asked, when Patel said both sides, "you mean the animal? " Patel give a small smile and said something to the effect of no, we got some great canines. Patel goes on to say there’s victims of sexual trafficking forced into bestiality and candidates have been automatically disqualified even though they are victims, but we all know it’s cause they’re letting in weirdos and sexual predators that are like minded and loyal to the regime.

        • Serinus@lemmy.world
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          23 days ago

          Either that or they’re exceptionally desperate to make a distraction.

          All of this shit is less believable than the oil crisis and the price of food.

          • Snapz@lemmy.world
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            23 days ago

            Completely. This is distraction attempt equivalent to “trans kids taking over sports!!!” claims when A) quit fixating on children’s genitals you actual pedophiles and B) actual number of trans kids in these sports is like -4 out of 3 million kids in youth sports. They are getting desperate…

            Next up, “Victims of bodily probing by aliens should not have to shop at grocery stores with tall people in green/gray clothing!!!” “ALL kids in public elementary schools are being forced to use used Capri sun pouches as catheters and then they feed the collected pee to conservative seniors who vote by mail”

    • DarkFuture@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      23 days ago

      It’s fascism. It starts out insane and then just gets crazier from there.

      These are people that shouldn’t be operating a hot dog stand, but the dumbest among us elected a felon rapist conman and these are the people he identifies with, so that’s who gets to run the show.

      You can thank our dipshit conservatives and the dipshits that didn’t vote.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Fucking dogs is inherently non-consensual (no matter how sexy they are) so it’s rape and we don’t usually talk about rapists loving their victims.

            • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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              23 days ago

              I love that the glib, completely gibberish response was enough to “slam dunk” a reply for crybabies full of cope.

              Don’t get me wrong, I eat meat. But everyone equating beastiality to human rape needs to also own up to the billions I guess they are saying they genocide. Not to mention the farmer-rapists jacking and jilling off the animals for forced breeding.

              • DisasterTransport@startrek.websitedeleted by creator
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                22 days ago

                sometimes I will have a thought that is technically correct but I will keep it to myself, because sometimes splitting hairs about sex with dogs or similar topics just comes off as real weird

                • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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                  22 days ago

                  Oh, it’s not the sex with dogs, it’s the watered down use of “rape” to mean everything from someone taking a picture of you in public with your clothes on that you didn’t approve, to seeing an ugly man in a thong, to apparently fucking a dog.

                  I understand that it comes off as weird in this instance. Luckily I’m in a shitposting comm, shitposting with a bunch of wannabe vegans who are cucked by their own pork chops.

        • LwL@lemmy.world
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          22 days ago

          Im not vegan either but artificial semination as well asthe process of getting the sperm is imo just as if not more undoubtedly sexual assault.

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23 days ago

    So are we putting Hasan Piker at like 3 or 4 then? And what about Michael Vick? If we’re talking about celebritiea with dog stories.

    • rosahaj@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      22 days ago

      I’m not sure I like the idea of equating public servants (as misleading a term that may be in this case) to celebrities. I’ve never heard of either of these people outside of the realm of politics, and it just seems like that alone shouldn’t qualify them as such.

      • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        22 days ago

        I used to also think this, but the evidence is rather convincing that he shocked her to try and train her to sit still on a bed in his background for hours. He’s also posted other old clips of mistreating her by pulling on her tail. Imo it’s distracting to talk about this aspect of him when Republicans do so much worse on a large scale. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPIgPTPuOA&amp%3Bamp%3Bamp%3Bt=71

        If you can find something that refutes it even better, i would accept it.

        I wish we could just settle on a version of the facts that we agree on and just move forward. For me that would be that Hasan Piker does not treat his dog well, but this doesn’t discredit his whole unrelated political views.

      • Korne127@lemmy.world
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        12 days ago

        That’s… insane levels of cope. If left-leaning people just defend “our” people regardless of facts, we’re just doing what we always criticize of the right.

  • tiny_hedgehog@piefed.socialEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Can someone please explain to a non American (there are dozens of us! Dozens!)? I understand the Kash Patel reference but who is the lady on the left (even though judging by her Mar a Lago face she’s on the right too) is and why she hates doggos?

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Kristi Noem, on the left, is the former Director of Homeland Security. She was behind a lot of the ICE bullshit, and was fired by Trump a few months back. She bragged in her book that she shot and killed her dog because she couldn’t train it.

      Kash Patel, on the left, is the current FBI Director. He’s terrible in every way. But the current news on him is about him changes in the FBI hiring process that include removal of automatic disqualification of those who had previously stolen from their employers or engaged in prostitution or beastiality.

      • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        One “was” head of DHS (Dep. Of Homeland Security) the other “is” head of the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)

        Edit: can’t spell worth a damn

  • Tidesphere@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I read somewhere that the same provision that forbade bestiality also disqualifies people who have been found to have paid for sex three or more times in the last ten years. I think that what’s actually happening is that Patel, or a buddy of his, got caught hiring prostitutes a few too many times, and now want to repeal the rule so they don’t get kicked out.

    But someone saw ‘bestiality’ and decided to make it about that to distract people.

    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 days ago

      Then they could have removed the prostitution clause and kept the bestiality one.
      Also he literally defended removing the latter in front of Congress.

  • temptationscattreats@lemmy.zip
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    22 days ago

    Great news for me! I was ready to congratulate all the people I know who have committed acts of bestiality, even set aside a couple hours on my calendar for it. Didn’t need even a moment of that two hour block because I don’t know a single person who’s ever done that sort of thing.

    Now I got two hours to kill and started thinking about something my uncle used to say “I’m fucking this cat, you just hold the tail.” Which was a pretty vulgar thing to say to a 10 year old but also what the fuck Uncle Mike?